Today’s rant: Get off my road!
Or: My way is the highway.
From today’s News-Sentinel:
Bicycles, mo-peds and buggys, if they are going to use the highways, they need to have plates, insurance and a safety flag sticking up so they can be seen.
And if pedestrians, pets, mailmen and woodland animals are going to dare cross a street, they must wear blaze-orange vests and blast air horns, just in case approaching motorists are distracted by the radio, cell phone and/or mascara applicator.
Evidently not needed: Motorists to pay attention while driving.